I'll Never.....
1. Go to the grocery store without make-up on.
2. Let my kids eat in the car.
3. Feed my kids spaghetti for breakfast.
4. Let my kids wear clothes that are dirty.
5. Leave dishes in the sink.
6. Have a dog.
7. Bribe my children.
8. Snap my fingers at my kids.
9. Have breakfast for dinner.
10. Let my gas light in my car turn on.
11. Forget to brush my teeth.
12. Find myself singing to a kids' CD even when they aren't in the car.
13. Burp out loud in front of my children.
14. Not play with my kids when they ask.
15. Yell at my kids - especially in public.
16. Let my kids wear their Halloween costume in August.
In 1998, I had my first son...
Now I say, "I'll NEVER say I'll never!"
